February 2012
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I estimate over my lifetime I have lost about $200...
This gift certificate thing is the biggest scam in the history of the world.
Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
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Things D&D has rules for: Anorexia Things D&D doesn’t have rules for: Millipedes   So basically in D&D you can make a character with anorexia but if you want them to have a millipede familiar you’re out of luck.
Feb 6th
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January 2012
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
Wait crap linked my Tumblr to my irl friend gotta clean it up and make it look presentable oh god what do I even do this blog is so weird
Jan 22nd
I hate when people I follow on Tumblr change their icon and their blog title and then I have no fucking clue who they are. Like give me a heads up guys
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 8th
December 2011
24 posts
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Hey is anyone using this tag
can I have it
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Headcanon Justin Bieber is a transman and everyone...
Dec 30th
KATE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS
WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS I GOT MEAT
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Listennetscapenavigators: MIDI MONDAY: Baha Men - Who...
Dec 20th
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I own a total of $4 right now. Whoops. o_0
Dec 20th
Christmas Avatar Time!
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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>Take sex test where you perform a series of tests and how well you do shows if you have a more male or female brain >Get 50-50 result >Check data to see why >It’s because I scored below average on all the tests
Dec 17th
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Fanon Gamzee: -Cries when people compliment him -Caring and kind -Defends his friends -Loves Tavros -Blushing bishie Canon Gamzee: -Doesn’t notice when people talk to him -Spacey and stupid -Doesn’t give a fuck when his friends die -Makes out with Tavros’s corpse -Drooling stoned juggalo
Dec 15th
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Damnit I hate my ex-girlfriend good thing I have...
Dec 14th
captnotatroll asked: Hello
Dec 14th
fuckthispersonvisitmybloginstead: Thanks for trying out that url, but maybe you should work on that presentation for Jenkins or get ahead on your math homework instead. It’ll be a breeze because half of the answers are in the back of the book. Don’t follow this blog. There are no more jokes here.- -Cody :)
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
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fwugradiation: octonorthpole: I have something to confess. Well, not a confession, really. Rather it is a short story that will give you some insight to my life philosophy. Read More → Wow. Not often do I find a post that resonates with me as much as this. Holy fuck. Everyone should watch this video.
Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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If I get you a present you asked for and you don't...
Dec 5th
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GODDAMMIT STEVE: Homestuck Book 1 Megasuper... →
what-the-fuck-is-homestuck: notasenator: As you may know, Homestuck Book 1 came out. For tax purposes and other VOODOO MOJO REASONS, I’ll be acquiring an extra copy of this tome of eldritch horrors. Rather than keeping it to let its dark magicks infect the corners of my home… Would avoid reblogging but I actually like notasenator so let’s go
Dec 4th
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Wake up the morning after a sleepover
>Friends are all gone >Electricity is out >Find a note saying “Sorry about the lizard” what the…
Dec 3rd
November 2011
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What →
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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If there was an episode of Glee where the entire cast got set on fire and died I would be completely happy with it.
Nov 30th
GLEE
ducksinthehat: If you are a girl, you can be: -An ambitious bitch. -A crazy bitch. -A mean bitch. -A silly bitch. -A bitch. If you are a boy, you can be: -A leader. -A bad boy with a golden heart. -A brave homosexual. -The coolest teacher ever. -King of the universe. It’s easy to find sexism when you completely ignore all but four character traits! I can do that too! If you are a boy...
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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Homestuck Omegle chats
you: I am Karkat! Stranger: Who is Karkat? you: WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHO I AM GRRR stranger: ? you: MWAHAHA YOU BEEN TROLLED SO HARD OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD I’M GOING TO GO POST ABOUT IT ON MY TUMBLR
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
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farts-in-a-blizzard-whoa: Congressional SOPA hearings: no opponents of the bill allowed kiddblink: sycophantism: sejii: dancingpurge: fieryblood: twelvebats: redundantthinking: thatweirdofangirl: lobsterinthetardis: katrani: thedisneyprincessofasgard: zetterbergs: xine13: Read and Reblog please!! #are you fucking kidding me? wat mother fucking bullshit,...
Nov 21st
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th