February 2012
3 posts
I estimate over my lifetime I have lost about $200...
This gift certificate thing is the biggest scam in the history of the world.
Things D&D has rules for: Anorexia
Things D&D doesn’t have rules for: Millipedes
So basically in D&D you can make a character with anorexia but if you want them to have a millipede familiar you’re out of luck.
January 2012
6 posts
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Wait crap linked my Tumblr to my irl friend
gotta clean it up and make it look presentable
oh god what do I even do this blog is so weird
I hate when people I follow on Tumblr change their icon and their blog title and then I have no fucking clue who they are.
Like give me a heads up guys
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December 2011
24 posts
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Hey is anyone using this tag
can I have it
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Headcanon Justin Bieber is a transman and everyone...
KATE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS
WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS
I GOT MEAT
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I own a total of $4 right now. Whoops. o_0
Christmas Avatar Time!
>Take sex test where you perform a series of tests and how well you do shows if you have a more male or female brain
>Get 50-50 result
>Check data to see why
>It’s because I scored below average on all the tests
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Fanon Gamzee:
-Cries when people compliment him
-Caring and kind
-Defends his friends
-Loves Tavros
-Blushing bishie
Canon Gamzee:
-Doesn’t notice when people talk to him
-Spacey and stupid
-Doesn’t give a fuck when his friends die
-Makes out with Tavros’s corpse
-Drooling stoned juggalo
Damnit I hate my ex-girlfriend good thing I have...
captnotatroll asked: Hello
fuckthispersonvisitmybloginstead:
Thanks for trying out that url, but maybe you should work on that presentation for Jenkins or get ahead on your math homework instead. It’ll be a breeze because half of the answers are in the back of the book. Don’t follow this blog. There are no more jokes here.-
-Cody
:)
fwugradiation:
octonorthpole:
I have something to confess.
Well, not a confession, really. Rather it is a short story that will give you some insight to my life philosophy.
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Wow. Not often do I find a post that resonates with me as much as this.
Holy fuck. Everyone should watch this video.
If I get you a present you asked for and you don't...
GODDAMMIT STEVE: Homestuck Book 1 Megasuper... →
what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:
notasenator:
As you may know, Homestuck Book 1 came out.
For tax purposes and other VOODOO MOJO REASONS, I’ll be acquiring an extra copy of this tome of eldritch horrors. Rather than keeping it to let its dark magicks infect the corners of my home…
Would avoid reblogging but I actually like notasenator so let’s go
Wake up the morning after a sleepover
>Friends are all gone
>Electricity is out
>Find a note saying “Sorry about the lizard”
what the…
November 2011
54 posts
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If there was an episode of Glee where the entire cast got set on fire and died I would be completely happy with it.
GLEE
ducksinthehat:
If you are a girl, you can be: -An ambitious bitch. -A crazy bitch. -A mean bitch. -A silly bitch. -A bitch. If you are a boy, you can be: -A leader. -A bad boy with a golden heart. -A brave homosexual. -The coolest teacher ever. -King of the universe.
It’s easy to find sexism when you completely ignore all but four character traits! I can do that too!
If you are a boy...
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Homestuck Omegle chats
you: I am Karkat!
Stranger: Who is Karkat?
you: WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHO I AM GRRR
stranger: ?
you: MWAHAHA YOU BEEN TROLLED SO HARD OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD I’M GOING TO GO POST ABOUT IT ON MY TUMBLR
farts-in-a-blizzard-whoa:
Congressional SOPA hearings: no opponents of the bill allowed
kiddblink:
sycophantism:
sejii:
dancingpurge:
fieryblood:
twelvebats:
redundantthinking:
thatweirdofangirl:
lobsterinthetardis:
katrani:
thedisneyprincessofasgard:
zetterbergs:
xine13:
Read and Reblog please!!
#are you fucking kidding me?
wat
mother fucking bullshit,...
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