January 2011
52 posts
I need a place to write down all the sarcastic...
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten...
1. Nicky: Are we still going to Chae’s house?
2. Bryan: Are you going to Chae’s house on Sunday?
3. Zenwa: Do you know who’s coming to Chae’s house Sunday?
4. Kevin: Why won’t you come to Chae’s house on Sunday?
5. William: Please don’t come to Chae’s house on Sunday.
6. Shogo, 日曜日のチェさんの家に来てください。
7. Donna: I hope you can make it to Chae’s...
“Match.com has help set up more relationships than ANY other online dating service!” “Yeah, one.”
I tell you that Corduroy is one awesome dude.
He went to a DEPARTMENT STORE and went on an ESCALATOR. Can you go on an escalator? HELL NO.
And then he got a pocket. A POCKET.
What’s he gonna put in his pocket? AWESOME STUFF THAT’S WHAT. What’s in your pocket? OH WAIT NOBODY CARES. Too bad your pocket isn’t as cool as Corduroy’s.
If you haven’t read Corduroy...
A NES game made me cry.
Anonymous asked: Hey what SUMMON did you just get for emma in Final Fantasy III
Ahaha my life is perfect oh yesss
I dressed up as my dad to fool my grandma into thinking he was back and she could go home so me and my sister could be alone, but it didn’t work.
That awkward moment when every girl you’ve ever dated is a lesbian now.
this reality is but a collection of oddities: This... →
legal-kate:
woomeyouho:
ohmygennyy:
rumorednights-:
dietchoke:
laurenlikesairplanes-:
http://kissmeonthe-sidewalk.tumblr.com/
http://kissmeonthe-sidewalk.tumblr.com/
http://kissmeonthe-sidewalk.tumblr.com/
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kill your enemies: The Rapist Checklist from the... →
storingmyself:
killyourenemies:
The Rapist Checklist from the archive of the Biting Beaver
The Rapist Checklist
Some things to remember…
1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
4. If you are...
Reblog if you're against Animal Cruelty.
every single person should fucking reblog this. if not, you’re a disgusting person.
Hey. Fuck you.
This whole “reblog if you’re against this” thing is ridiculous. What, so I support animal cruelty and I’m a disgusting person if I don’t reblog a sentence you wrote, increasing your tumblr cred and gaining your blog popularity? This is disrespectful to people who...
Happy TMI Tuesday
All but four of my followers have asked me questions so far.
So… ask me a question if you want I guess.
Tomorrow is Wednesday.
Watchcheeeeeeen:
blaggot:
confession time :( :( :(
this is a better thing to have on your dash, Dan
Yes it is, thank you. This is beautiful.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOMEBODY POST SOMETHING AND GET IT OFF MY DASHBOARD GODDAMN.
c0neb0ne69-disactivated102564 asked: Thanks for the follow dood :3
ethan:
bywt replied to your post: My pride hurts.
you should probably take better care of your lions
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REBLOG WITH THE DISEASE THAT RUNS THROUGH YOUR...
storingmyself:
takemyhand-letsgetfamous:
chartreusechaos:
eridenzel:
cocksandgoggles:
Arthritis
paranoid schizophrenia
epilepsy
schizophrenia
diabetes
Bipolar. Heart disease. Arthritis.
depression, adhd, alcoholism.
Judaism
You look like a princess.
And by that I mean you look like the product of five generations of inbreeding.
Nobody ever reblogs.
All people do is “like.”
Reblog this if you think you’re being clever by being ironic hahaha
Zomg creepypasta
Here’s a terrifying story that will chill you to the bone.
One night you’re all alone in your house. You’re watching the news and see a report about a bunch of murders in the area, where the victims were found with swollen lips and strange, black faces. Suddenly you here a tapping at the window. Terrified, you look out. And a huge, black face stares back at you. Then you realize...
A love song I wrote
I GOT TWO LUNGS
BUT I ONLY GOT ONE EMMA
Oh holy shit I have four followers.
I am amazing.
new url & picture
cheeeeeeen:
am I cool now guys
If you got a new url and picture how do we know who this is?
There’s a bee in your room, what do you do?
>Kill it
>Calmly put it in a cup and release it outside
>RUN SCREAMING FROM THE ROOM AND NEVER ENTER YOUR HOUSE AGAIN
this reality is but a collection of oddities:... →
greenstate:
accordingtosami:
amygdaladentata:
wholelottadicks:
bras are too uncomfortable for me to sleep in
People sleep with them on?
I also had to tell multiple friends that they really didn’t need to wear thongs under their pajama pants when they went to sleep by…
You Know You're Trans When: #71 You fill out the...